A collection of all of the funny things my two year old says that I don’t ever want to forget!
I took a bite of Grey’s soup the other day and he said, “Why did you do that? That isn’t nice!”
“I should probably go to work now.” As he rides off on his bike.
For the longest time Kane has called me “boo berry”. Don’t ask why…neither of us know where it came from but every night after dinner he says, “Thanks for cooking boo berry.” So now of course Grey says it too and I absolutely love it!
He will randomly bring a toy over and say, “Happy birthday to youuuuuuu!”
“I wake up! I want to get out in bed.“
He hurt his foot and said, “I hurt my feetsies! Momma kiss it.” So I did and he said, “Thank you so much that feels better.”
My mom asked Grey to look out the window and tell her what the dogs were doing and he said, “Umm, they are just hanging out.”
I was putting Grey to bed and he asked for water but I said no because he would pee…and he said, “I won’t pee. I peed yesterday.”
Grey: “My feet hurt.“
Me: “How come?”
Grey: “Because I’m old.”
I always pop my knuckles and every time I do he says, “I think that’s enough.”
My mom said oh shit and Grey said, “Why did you just say shit?”
Grey: “I brought you a coffee!”
My Dad: “Oh thank you! What do you charge?”
Grey: “Umm, I charge my iPad.”
Kane was changing his diaper the other morning and I heard Grey say, “Let’s see the damage!“
We were driving next to a truck and he said, “Should we race that guy?!”
We left Sam’s Club last weekend and the lady at the door drew a smiley face on the receipt for Grey. On the way home Kane took a sharp corner and Grey said, “Whoa crazy man! I’m trying to look at the smiley face!”
We were eating breakfast and he said, “Momma, let’s go change my stinky bum.”
Read part one, here.